not-so-secret

you reserved a handshake for the right man and i thought how austere of you - but you remarked in jest that it was too late anyway, since you fucked his youngest daughter, she was a slut you know, they called her the paper bag princess, she wore her hair in pigtails, that coquettish fetish queen; ah, but her father smiled back at you and and laughed - "my dear boy, i took her virginity!"