To the Crack Whore Taking a Shit Outside My Window - m4w - 23 (Parkdale)
Reply to: pers-hbs9j-1098178842@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-29, 8:10PM EDT
Me: in my living room, relaxing with a glass of wine and the latest episode of "Hell's Kitchen".
You: A crack whore. Dropping a deuce in the alley outside my window.
I mistook your grunts of constipation as cries for help. When I threw open the window and looked outside, you screamed "Why don't you take a fucking picture?".
Sadly there were no batteries in my camera.
Coffee?
Location: Parkdale
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