woes of the lower west side

To the Crack Whore Taking a Shit Outside My Window - m4w - 23 (Parkdale)

Reply to: pers-hbs9j-1098178842@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-29, 8:10PM EDT


Me: in my living room, relaxing with a glass of wine and the latest episode of "Hell's Kitchen".

You: A crack whore. Dropping a deuce in the alley outside my window.

I mistook your grunts of constipation as cries for help. When I threw open the window and looked outside, you screamed "Why don't you take a fucking picture?".

Sadly there were no batteries in my camera.

Coffee?


Location: Parkdale
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aliens exist

you know what i'm talking about

if i were a stripper

my theme song would be 'black sweat'

i might become a stripper

i don't know about me

but i definitely know who you am

mind of modern man

Drake...Saturday Night - m4w - 44 (Queen West)

Reply to: pers-jnahd-1064024796@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-07, 1:40AM EST


I.
I met you and you were 21 and I was wrong.
Your friend was Barbara Hershey in Hannah and Her Sisters.
Or she will be.
You. You are no Diane Keaton but you are Mia Farrow.
And me.
You know you I am.


Location: Queen West
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everything is art

therefore nothing is art

never successful

at drowning myself in the bath

(obviously)