Friday, November 21, 2008

if you don't have life insurance

you better not get sick
you better make a list of carcinogens
and never leave the house
you better use lots of hand sanitizer
and always watch your back
and always watch your step
while in the presence of rivets cracks and stairs

make sure to leave a loaded handgun in your glove box
in case you happen to get into a car accident
on one of those days you begrudgingly run errands

lord knows you won't be able to make amends unless you end up dead

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